I pay money for this??

After Christmas, David and I realized we had each gained about 10 pounds since we started dating in the fall of 2005.  It was gradual, but our clothes were snug.  Ok more than snug.  So we decided to get serious and get "skinny" before our wedding.  We were already members of the YMCA so we actually started going and then we signed up for group "personal" training.  It went great for about 4 months.  We loved our trainer and we both lost the 10 pounds.  And then she had a motorcycle accident and we were stuck with a replacement trainer.  To make a long story short, we didn't appreciate his or his boss's emails (see excerpts below) so we "fired" him and tried to get our money back.  They wouldn't do that so we're in another class with a better, nicer trainer now.  Maybe we'll lose a few more pounds before the wedding! 

Excerpt #1:

"Don't eat cupcakes, pizza, cake, or that scary Domino's Oreo pizza my students are talking about.  Don't eat that stuff because it is very bad for you, will kill brain cells, and give you terrible wrinkles.  So if you eat these things you will get all wrinkly and not smart.  Is that really want you want in life?  Is it really worth it?  Of course not.  Be a good TNT student and make your coach proud :-). "

Excerpt #2:

"And always keep in mind that the smaller your portion size's the healthier, smarter, better looking and more attractive you will be!!! : ) ..or at least seem to others Ha ha!